Introduction
Austin, Texas —Sources verified on Tuesday that Elon Musk was taken to the hospital following his attempt to conceive a toaster, pointing out that failure is necessary for all great innovators to succeed.
The 52-year-old millionaire, who started SpaceX, Tesla, and Neuralink, allegedly burned his penis, scrotum, and thighs in the second and third degrees after getting aroused, taking his penis out of his pants, and inserting it into the kitchen appliance on the maximum setting.
According to several accounts, Elon Musk yelled outright, exclaimed, “Hot, hot, hot,” turned down offers of assistance, and kept pushing the toaster against his groin until he ejaculated.
The South African native reportedly refused to give up even after the skin of his penis developed many grill marks and the scent of cooked flesh filled the room, making some of his staff sick to their stomachs.
Just before press time, a crazed, post-surgery Musk joyously declared that he had finally bridged the gap between humans and machines and that the toaster was carrying his kid.